Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween blackqueerblog: lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops
bluebirdsonawire: I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm
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