God @ straight girls
Címke: lol
lookin like a sad johnny bravo
Advantages of working in a hospital? When you throw up during your shift your
colleagues give you B6 vitamin injections.
*gets asked about my future*
Guys suggest me horror movies to watch, please?
I’m in the mood to watch a horror movie before I have to go to work this evening. 🙂
first day at the university ////// Six months later
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for








